{"product_id":"404-roast-not-found-12-coffee-pods","title":"404 Roast Not Found — 12 Coffee Pods","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCLASSIFICATION:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium Configuration — Response Code 404\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMETADATA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth, balanced body. Nutty praline notes with low-latency sweetness. Reliable baseline signal — no unexpected errors in the flavor stack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHROUGHPUT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moderate-High. Consistent uptime. No 500 errors. Starts the day without incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXECUTION_LOG:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compatible with all standard pod-deployment systems. 12 pods per carton. 11g per unit. Error 404: bad mornings not found.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e404 Roast Not Found pods are proof that not everything that's missing is a problem. Smooth, balanced, and consistently reliable — nutty praline notes with a low-latency sweetness and a medium body that starts your day without incident. No 500 errors. No unexpected behavior. Just a clean, dependable cup that boots up fast and runs all morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMedium roast, medium throughput — optimized for the daily standup, the morning ticket triage, and the first two hours of focused work before Slack becomes a liability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompatible with all standard pod-based deployment systems. 11g per unit, 12 pods per carton. Consistent output across every brew cycle — because bad coffee is a bug, not a feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for: developers, sysadmins, product managers, IT support teams, and anyone who has ever returned a 404 and had to explain what that means to a stakeholder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12 pods per carton. 11g per pod. Medium roast. Compatible with all standard single-serve pod systems.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Firewall.coffee","offers":[{"title":"POD","offer_id":49815665738030,"sku":"COF-GND-11G-HGL-POD","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/2376\/6062\/files\/b11c38b7-7ec0-48c6-a4bf-8f29eddb0ef1.jpg?v=1739328542","url":"https:\/\/firewall.coffee\/products\/404-roast-not-found-12-coffee-pods","provider":"Firewall.coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}